Top Ten Ways to Fail at Writing

1. Go to bed at a reasonable hour.

2. Get up when everyone in your home does.

3. During your lunch time at work, eat.

4. Watch more than 1/10th of the average amount of television.

5. Touch the GAME icon on your phone.

6. Select the word BROWSE anywhere.

7. Allow actual research to drift.

8. Organize your notes for future projects.

9. Organize anything else.

10. Worry about your next blog post.